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Tony Blews: My Vehicle


Currently I drive a Land Rover Freelander 1.8L petrol Maasai Mara 5 door. Its the best car I've ever had.

I know everyone says that their current car is the best they've had, as nobody will ever say something like "Yes, well I had a lovely BMW 7 Series, but I just had to
replace it with a Volkswagen Up, which by the way is a tacky piece of shite". Or, conversely, "Well my new Audi is very nice, but I miss the way my Golf pissed oil
all over the place".

Seriously, I have history of having really shit cars, so a 15 year old Land Rover that has cost under £8.00 in maintainence in 18 months has to be the best.

It has a name. Actually two names. Hector (as its a wallowy old Hector - if you don't get that then you don't know your old UK kids TV series), and Vaseline (as
that is what the registration plate looks like if you squint - and because it seems to permanently have an Audi trying to get up its arse).

But, to misquote Sandor Clegane and Arya Stark from "Game of Thrones":

    "Of course you named your car!"
    "Lots of people name their cars!"
    "Aye, lots of cunts."